So these were in an article about how authorities wanted to change badly written English signs in Shanghai. (Yes, I ripped these off of BBC.) Anyway, they were too funny not to share.
“Motherhood is near to divinity. It is the highest, holiest service to be assumed by mankind. It places her who honors its holy calling and service next to the angels.” Elder Boyd K. Packer - November 1993 Ensign
"Dear Prude,Sober of not, I am forever yours."-Percy French, a letter to his wife (1776)
"Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories."-John Wilmot
"Science advances, it's like a ladder--one step leads to another. But art isn't like that. Art is about being human. Children make art instinctively. Archaeologists know that when they find evidence of art, they're found evidence of human beings. It expresses all that is best in us--our desires, our hopes, our truth. And so, art changes, but it doesn't get better."-Sister Wendy Beckett
2 comments:
LOL! This is for real??! Too funny.
I loved that last one...can I get it for my hotel? :)
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